Of the many Murphy’s Laws out there (this list has the advantage of being both lengthy and untouched since 2007), I’ve always had a soft spot for

• “Parkinson’s Law: Work expands to fill available time” and
• “Betteridge’s Law of Headlines: Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered ‘no’.”

So I got a dark chuckle applying Betteridge to this recent entry in Salesforce’s Developer Blog:

nuf ced!